Just saw an ad on a Malayalam channel. Let me recount it for you. Though I don't remember it very well as it was just a few seconds long, I will try my best to capture this gem of an ad for you.
Mother-in-law to brides parents: We do not want any dowry. Just give us XYZ mattress that would be enough!
Next scene: New bride and bridegroom are sitting on either end of the bed caressing the mattress as though hypnotized by its mesmerizing aura. The expressions on their dumb faces says "Duh!".
A peppy voice in the background urges the audience to buy XYZ mattress for a happy start to their married lives.
I had to run to the loo to throw up my dinner and some innards too due to the violent retching that followed . I CANT believe this ad exists. I think I have died and gone to hell.
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