Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Mr Right

I was going through Orkut with my friend when I came across what is perhaps one of the best profiles I have ever seen. I showed it to my colleagues today and work came to a stop in my office. Check it out for yourself. Girls...this Pakistani guy could be your dream man.
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Nazeem

NOTICES:"HEY YOU ALL PEOPLE IN THE ORKUT.BOY GALS AND EVERYBODY IN ORKUT.MY WARNING IS THAT PLAESE NOT ADD ME EVERYBODY.I HAVE MANY WORKS
TO DO.EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT ME ADD.BUT EVERY PEOPLE NOT ADD ME TAKE MY PERMISSION.AND ONLY GOOD PEOPLE ADD ME NO BAD."NAZIM SAYS.

hey hi boys girls and evrybody
im a nice guy
i want great frandship frm all boys and girls
i looking for my queen basically
i can be a very good fradship ...because im nice
evryone add me so dat frandship growth..so frands for ever
im smart evryone likes me ...i very open so ppl add me very quick
...they think i very nice
SO GALS wat u waiting for
add me on nazim_XYZ@hotmail.com
anybody need advise on love topics plz tell me i romantic and i know abt love very much so plzzz add me and tell i about your love problems i always ready to help girls only.i love very well to all gals n womens.i make good lov from every1 and friendship also.i play computer very good,play hockey,cricket and sports and all sports n games.AND!!!! i best player of love n friendship from gals n womens so wat u think of I u can scrap me everytime and anytime and talk me anything

His Testimonials:

Akbar: Nazim If u Staaand Against the oxford profeesssooor u may get them heart attack by ur frandship and luviship anglish budy u rocks

tHE mEtaL GoDs™: NAZIM BHAI, IS VERY GUTFUL MANS, HE WORKRINGS HARD FOR WARLD PEACE WITH FRIANDSHIL AND LOVSHIP.
NAZIM BHAI , IS THE NEXT JAMES BOND 007. HAIL NAZIM GODS.....
GOOD LIFE FOR UR CAREER, & THIS WORLD IS A LONELY PLACE, UR ON UR OWN.....


Sardar: Nazim Aka The Friendshipper of Orkut!
Master of all relations!
King of Loveship!
Prince chimp of chicks (literal)

He has the charisma the traits of the Englismen from Voctorian times. He is heir to the worlds largest and most reknowned kingdom ye that of LOVESHIP AND FRENCH KISS- bluff I mean Friend ships!
All make him friend to succeed in all relations!
he is alsio a chaila of all lovers!

Regards,
Sardar


Farukh: this man...hmmm how to define him...he is self explanatory...he is the worlds sexiest man and the most lovely person who will always bring smile on ur face when u see him...i love him so much as my friend...he is heart of indian chicks...as u can see from his profile tat he is interested in both men and women so i keep some distance from him lol.....anyways he is the worlds most wonderful man u will ever come to know...i love u nazimship and may our frandship remain like this forever.... U ROCK CATMAN....


THUPERMAN: Peoples not thinking that nazim is bogusfull like baba bengali from bombay local train. Nazim sayings only truths. You having luvship and fraindship problem than nazim solvification it instantly.


No Photo: Nazim saiding Luvship and friandship, eye dr man reallie likung what nazim man saiding.
Nazim man hass halli daveloped englush linguasticship skulls when he was satudung in class 7, but saadalie his taacher was not happyship with nazim man, failung him mani tames in the sam class. Nazim man never lost hopeship but satill pareached Luvship and friandship, He has also bin afferd UN sectarygenral ship by UN man. Nazim man envoy of luvship and Friandship.


No Photo : Nazim is one hot Kid. He is a babe Magnet. Chicks worship him and bow down to him. He owns one of the biggest Harem of Chicks, this side of the Ganges. His dream is to emulate his hero Hakeem Baba Zai and become the greatest sex guru ever.


No photo: Lovship and Friandship God!
Hunk...stealer of hearts...a phenomenon..
Nazimship never rocks...he always steers steady!

No Photo: Nazim i love your mustache, very nice, i'm jealous of it.

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What can I say but people were rolling on the floor today in my office. My boss has decided to charge me for the loss of productivity. *sigh*
I guess I will be working here my whole life.

19 comments:

Alexis said...

That is a Classic. Still ROFL.

Nariyal Chutney said...

Brilliant Piece :).

mathew said...

thats just tip of the iceberg..atleast this one is a case of intentional self mockery..i hope so..there are folks who are making a mockery of themselves at the expense of their own ignorance....

..a self confessed orkutian.. :-P

silverine said...

Alexis: This guy is priceless :P

Nariyal chutney: :))

mathew:At first I thought this was self mockery then realised that it was not. This guy is a simpleton :)

Fleiger said...

Hmm... you talking about Mr. Right on the same day one other girl talks about Dream Lover... Is love bug in the ether on the net?

alex said...

At times, i think that they do it on purpose to get friends. But i don't know.

What ever they meant, it is meant for ROTFL. :)

Jay Sun said...

Me ROTFL too !!!

But, do tell, how did you come across him in the first place...searching for Mr. Right ? :)

TheDawg said...

Seen 'BORAT' ?

MC said...

he is the man! what else can i say..

Abhishek said...

Silverine !
You should get an increment for bringing excitment and mirth at your work place!
-Abhishek

Ajith said...

so, the question is.. Did u request for his friendship :) ?? Btw, silverine in orkut.. Good news :)

Neihal said...

lol
:)

silverine said...

fleiger: Who is talking about dream lover?

alex: I think this is a genuine case, he has umpteen scraps too :)

jay sun: "searching for Mr. Right" I don't have to search.

thedawg; I dont think this is a similar case.

mc: Yeah he is, atleast he is got spunk :)

abhishek: he he pliss tell that to my boss :))

Ajith: I dont need to request anyones friendship to read his profile...Orkut is full of such funny profiles that are good for a laugh.

neihal: My throat still hurts with all that laughing :))

Iyer Education said...

this post reminded me of my favourite essay that i had read on the web... it was called THE COW... and my fav line in that was The Cow has four legs... two on the forwards and two on the afterwards

happy orkutting :)

Jay Sun said...

hey...was just kidding...obviously you don't need to search :)

Praveen said...

LOL, too good :)

alex said...

Oh okay.

Then it is definitely ROTFLMAO. :)))

Jeseem said...

what a dumb guy.
silverline, i thought this orkut post was the creation of your devilish mind, but when i saw the real profile in orkut... *o my god**
the guy should get an award for being the dumbest person

Synapse said...

ROFL
can barely type!!